Funny Quotes about Teaching!!!

Well, it's another HOT day (110 degree + heat index!!!) Whew! Now that's hot! So...I went back to my computer for a little more organizing and ran across these funny little Jeff Foxworthy-type sayings online that literally made me laugh out loud. Need a little giggle this morning-check it out!

You know your a teacher when...

1. You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
2. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
3. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you don't know and correct their behavior.
4. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
5. You love decorating ... a classroom, not your home.
6. Your classroom is decorated nicer than your home.
7. You've trained yourself to go to the toilet at two distinct times of the day: lunch and prep period.
8. You believe the teachers' lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.
9. You have a frequent shopper card at the local "teacher store".
10. You've mastered "the glare".

Hope that put a smile on your face! I've also found another "hidden" file on my computer-so that means I will be posting another FREEBIE soon!